Big and beautiful walls in Palm Beach.
The president says that he wants America to build a wall across our Mexican border that he promises will be a “big, beautiful wall.”
Palm Beachers know a thing or two about building big and beautiful walls—the town is dotted with them. Like the proposed Mexican border wall, these walls also exist to keep the riffraff out and undesirables off their land.
Given that the prez is having trouble finding the dough to build his Mexican border wall, I’m thinking he might want to rethink things. Like, making the wall shorter and more aesthetically appealing. Kinda like the wall on Worth Avenue’s Esplanade building is (that’s the one with the arches in the picture above). Or, like any of the other three pictured.
I know the 45th isn’t exactly a nature lover and that he seems to spend taxpayer dollars as if they were his own and we all were multi-billionaires. But I also know he’s a beauty guy and loves all things beautiful, like golf courses and women.
So given his MO, let’s get behind the guy and suggest he go with a shorter wall. It would save all of us taxpayers billions of dollars. And, at the same time, instill a positive psychological message to anyone who happens to be height challenged reminding them that short is beautiful too.